April 1, 2010
Little question for you…
Why are girl scouts still selling those awful cookies? Are they trying to collectively knock us off as a nation? It’s certainly possible. If you take a look at the side of any box of their cookies you may start to see some validity to my theory: Read the rest of this entry »
March 19, 2010
It’s amazing to me how the concept of “food” varies so drastically from one culture to the next.
As Socrates once blogged “One country’s insect infestation is another country’s feast.” (And by “Socrates” I mean “me”)
Some of us look at a bull’s penis and think “Wow, that is a large penis. I better stay away from that. ” Others, in Taiwan, for instance, look at it and think Man, I’m gettin’ hungry.
(And still others look at a bull’s penis and think “Hey, great blog topic!”) Read the rest of this entry »
December 16, 2009
I need to interrupt my thrice-weekly hilarious satirical commentary to shed some light on a newly-raging social dilemma — Chuck E Cheese-related crime.
Here are the facts: Read the rest of this entry »
November 15, 2009
Tasty and Refreshing. With just a hint of... um... ???
(NOTE: When I speak of Dr. Pepper I am referring to Mr. Pibb too. Because to me Mr. Pibb is basically Dr. Pepper without the doctorate)
Soft drink companies have never been completely comfortable with owning up to what their products are: a 100% artificial concoction. Read the rest of this entry »
November 9, 2009
I dread going to the supermarket.
Well, here’s just a mini sample-size of my supermarket issues:
Things I don’t understand about modern food: Read the rest of this entry »