“Isn’t technology magical?” or “101 new ways to be a flake”

August 9, 2010

Technology, as we all know, can be both a blessing and a curse.   It makes our lives faster, easier, more accessible, and convenient.  But there’s a drawback.  It also gives people a thousand more lame excuses.

And our deep dark secret is — we like it that way.  If it wasn’t for the hypothetical failures of our collective gadgets and devices we’d actually have to be responsible and respectful of other people’s time and efforts.

So let’s cut the crap and just all agree that the follow statements are no longer valid: Read the rest of this entry »


Teenagers of 2024: Here’s a glimpse…

July 26, 2010

My 2 1/2 year old son will undoubtedly live in a very different world than the one I grew up in (known to VH1 as the “totally ’80’s).  Some things he should expect:

Sneak Peek of my next topic…

June 14, 2010

Click here to hear it from the President himself!

Valentine’s Day Crap II: The Awakening

February 10, 2010

Adult Footy Pajamas


Nothing says “My level of attraction to you has plummeted so far I might as well completely desexualize you” better than this clever gift! Read the rest of this entry »

The 2000’s

December 9, 2009


Is it just me or are we about to close out one of mankind’s wackiest decades?

Here are 10 highlights that epitomized the 00’s for me… Read the rest of this entry »

Tiger Woods

December 6, 2009

MY GRADE: ehh… pass

In a shameless attempt to bump up my blog traffic I’ve decided to comment on the top frivolous news story of the month… Read the rest of this entry »


November 20, 2009


I am thankful for…

  • Sexy, sullen teenage vampires.  Because how else would children learn about love?  And sunblock.
  • Tofurkey.  Because I’m okay with the systematic mistreatment of soy and wheat gluten. Read the rest of this entry »