One of the true signs of aging (aside from tweaking your back out from looking over your shoulder while parallel parking) occurs when your knowledge of pop culture begins to fade rapidly.
I can’t say this is necessarily a bad thing. I think the aging brain determines that most information is useless and thus it deliberately chooses to be more selective about what it remembers as its capacity for learning decreases.
Seems like a good plan.
Anyhoo, what was I talking about? I’ve completely forgotten.
But I have noticed something recently. I’m out of touch and proud of it. Apparently there are some really really famous people floating around these days and I have no idea what they’re famous for. So let me take a guess:
Well, from the looks of this photo — backwards baseball hat, hand gestures — I’m guessing he’s famous for being a new type of gang member. Young and cute and white, but still deadly as f–k. I’m guessing he’s rubbed out at least 12 dudes just for looking at him the wrong way. And he has no tolerance for bitches and/or hos. Read the rest of this entry »